@ValeeGrrl: My son just explained how he wants to make a necklace out of my hair which is totally normal & doesn't at all concern & terrify me.
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@gurl_sour: My autocorrect changes c**ts to China. Hey don't blame me. I'm not the racist code programmer.
@sammyrhodes: Every time I lose a sock I like to imagine it went to set one of Dobby's house elf friends free.
@BareChesty: Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning