@sara_ashlynn: My son just lost a tooth and wants money, not soy sauce packets this time.
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@boyswearmugler: [after sex] guy: wow that was great i had you screaming the entire time me: sorry im afraid of the dark
@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did.