@JaneBadall: My son just referred to a beaver as a "wood-eater". So I mulled it over in my mind for a bit and it would seem he's correct on two levels.
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@ImFordTough: Pretty awesome how you can buy chocolates on February 13th and everyone assumes you have a girlfriend & not a grudge w/ your neighbor's dog.
@LlamaInaTux: Turbulence is when the airplane hits someone's family photos backed up in the cloud.
@Prero22: I have a splitting headache today. Voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me.