@theshamingofjay: My son just said he doesn't like cheese and now I have to interview all the mailmen in my neighborhood
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@Home_Halfway: Hi, 911? I see someone from high school in this coffee shop and they're the type to corner & chat me up and I don't know what to do HI LAURA