@theshamingofjay: My son just said he doesn't like cheese and now I have to interview all the mailmen in my neighborhood
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@HellRaisingHell: Finally found a job ad that didn't mention 'attention to detail' or 'team player'. Finally!
@Ristolable: It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it.