@Elizasoul80: My son just said "I'm sorry I can't be cute right now, I'm hungry" and I've never understood him better.
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@nappydolemite: I've been sucking on this Jolly Rancher for an hour. He was just a rancher when I started.
@mommywhitfield: *Shaking Magic 8 Ball* "Will I ever not feel tired again?" *Magic 8 Ball erupts in hysterical laughter*
@AristotlesNZ: Coworker just asked me if I'm "working hard or hardly working" & now I'm standing over him asking if he's "bleeding bad or badly bleeding?"