@Cheeseboy22: My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy.
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@Momfia: Remember ladies: when a guy says "I'm listening" what he means is "I bet if Godzilla had machine guns for arms he'd of been unstoppable".
@unravelingfire: I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed.
@lilgapeach30: The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!