@DadandBuried: My son LOVES dogs and is TERRIFIED of them. Which is EXACTLY how I feel about my WIFE.
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@CatherineLMK: "Hi I can't remember the name of this actress.You know her, she's in that movie you saw. She's got that hair." -actual message from my mom
@jonnysun: so im jus chilig on a ledge premtendig to be gargoyle when these firemen show up tellig me dont jump but they got a big trampoline so idk
@Jesssicle: Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex.
@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......