@iamspacegirl: My son loves lizard facts but he can't quite say 'lizard' so he randomly makes statements like "Wizards protect themselves with camouflage".
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@velvettusk: My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can’t afford another malpractice suit.
@robfee: A guy on Catfish dated a girl for 4 years despite only seeing ONE picture of her. I wouldn't buy a futon on Craigslist with only one pic.
@Storminika: My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway.