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@qwertying: My son managed to lock the car with my keys still in the ignition.

He suggest a coat hanger.

I said we’re a few years too late for that.

My son managed to lock the car with my keys still in the ignition.

He suggest a coat hanger. 

I said we’re a few years too late for that.

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