@Caissie: My son on the morning of his prom: "Well, it just occurred to me that I paid $130 to go to my school at night."
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@HMittelmark: There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted.
@karencheee: Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day
@rhysjamesy: So cute how this taxi driver is taking an unnecessarily long route and driving slowly so he gets to spend more time with me.