@ericsshadow: My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left.
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@Amusitr0n: *bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?
@AbbyHasIssues: 1. Get in hammock. 2. Relax. 3. Try and get out of hammock. 4. Panic. 5. Don't fight it and just accept that this is where you live now.
@bridger_w: OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut
@greg_vee: If I'd know I only had 4 decent tweets in me when I started, I'd have spread them out a little more.