@ericsshadow: My son ran away again, but it gets worse. I think this time he took the remote.
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@jonnysun: there was a girl on tv show who was crying sayin "i miss america" and it was real sad until someone corected her grammar and gave her a sash
@cjwerleman: When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps.
@primawesome: The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger.