@ericsshadow: My son ran away again, but it gets worse. I think this time he took the remote.
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@AbbieEvansXO: GHOST TEEN: [sneaks back in at 2am] GHOST MUM: [waiting up 4 him] you're busted! GHOST DAD: Jesus Karen ground him don't BUST him holy shit
@Kim_pulsive: There is no way to differentiate between the screams you hear from mass murder, passengers on a plane going down and 5 Tweens seeing a bug
@_ElvishPresley_: *tosses incriminating letter into the fireplace* ME: will someone please light a fire in this fireplace
@bossy_boots99: I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom