@TragicAllyHere: My son was crying and asked, "why doesn't the dog have to wear pants?" And it's like, I don't even know. So now I'm putting pants on a dog.
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@NathanFillion: Fortune cookie- You will have a successful TV show. Me- How old is this cookie?!
@maughammom: The very first thing my 3yo daughter said to me this morning was "I know how to start a fire!" so nothing you guys say today can scare me.
@Tups13: The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.
@JimGaffigan: "Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day." - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life.