@online_rat: my son wont get past his bridge troll phase. its a phase all children have, where they live under a bridge and rob people with a gun
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@Audenary: GOD: Go forth, my tiny friends! ANTS: Hooray! ANGEL: Ok next creation ... The anteater. ANTS: The what now?
@khook32: Apparently telling the principal that "it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning" was the wrong thing to say.
@Fred_Delicious: "Members of the jury, how do u find the defendant?" "we... can't find him at all" "DAMMIT THIS IS THE 3RD MURDER WALDO HAS GOTTEN AWAY WITH"
@inmynewskin: Losing weight to be attractive is weird. I see you shrunk your body slightly. Now I want you.