@maybenotstef: My spirit animal died of neglect.
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@superdadatron: I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad
@Marcmywords2: When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life. And by "younger" I mean yesterday.
@LMLMadness: Show her how romantic you are by sprinkling body parts in a trail leading to the bed.