@maybenotstef: My spirit animal died of neglect.
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@SamGrittner: If someone starts talking to you, easily get out of the conversation by nodding while climbing the nearest tree.
@ixix82: Me: "Relax. Make conversation, let them get to know you." Also Me: "The longest tape worm ever found inside a human body was 82' in length."
@Darlainky: Yes I was hurt that your cat ignored me, even though I'm allergic. I'm the same way with party invitations.
@jwalkonthemoon: It's stupid that "girl" and "world" are rhymed together so much in songs when "squirrel" is right there for the taking.