@EricBedner: My spirit animal is a tapeworm.
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@KenJennings: Okay, vampires are invisible in mirrors, I totally get that. But, come on, their clothes?!? #science
@weinerdog4life: one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere
@torrami: So when two guys get super friendly it's bromantic, but what about two girls? Can we make homantic a thing? Or 'gina buddies or something?
@carlyken: Told my coworker I want a dragon. He said I'm crazy for wanting anything that might set all my shit on fire but he's the one that's married.