@EricBedner: My spirit animal is a tapeworm.
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@KyleMcDowell86: [Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle
@TheCatWhisprer: Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan.
@jonnysun: dont be sad, girl. u are like a iceberg.. 90% of ur beauty is below the surface. now 95%. now 100% OMG GIRL ARE YOU DROWNIMG