@TheJamieLee: My Starbucks guy just said, "Looks like you had a rough night!" ...I didn't even go out.
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@WhatTheFFacts: On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came.
@TheTweetOfGod: The real reason David beat Goliath is that when David threw a rock, Goliath threw scissors.