@Arrogant_Twat: My stomach just made a really weird noise. I’m sending a pizza down to check it out.
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@13spencer: I'm sick and I'm going to work today; so if there's some kind of Contagion-level outbreak, I'm your patient-zero.
@topaz_kell: The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk.
@longwall26: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.
@LuvPug: I don't think anyone here is a serial killer because you have to be really self motivated and it's like we all just eat snacks and take naps