@PurelyYours1: My stomach just made a really weird noise. So I'm just going to send a pizza down to check it out.
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@KimmyMonte: Please. Old people. When you comment on a Facebook pic you don't need to end with Love, James. WE CAN SEE YOUR NAME YOU'RE NOT AN OSTRICH
@NintenDom: We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one.
@causticbob: My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it.
@lloydrang: Parents who say they love their children unconditionally have obviously never had a kid choose tuba as their band instrument.