@PurelyYours1: My stomach just made a really weird noise. So I'm just going to send a pizza down to check it out.
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@ArrogantBB8: *hears your text message notification beep* *constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*
@causticbob: Kissing the back of someone's neck is a sensuous thing to do. Unless it's a stranger in a queue in Primark.