@PhilLaysheO: My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased.
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@realHamOnWry: Putting a light in the refrigerator is God's way of telling us that it's okay to eat before going to bed.
@01CandyQueen: Bae: come over Me: do you have food? Bae: my parents aren't home Me: Are they gonna come back with food?
@brennadine: Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change.
@GingerHotDish: Went a little too hard on leg day at the gym and the next day I couldn't walk. Naturally, I lied and told my friends that I met someone...