@PhilLaysheO: My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased.
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@lecalabara: Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it.
@SamGrittner: *job interview* "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Mirrors, puddles of water. Basically anything with a reflective surface."
@apok842: You lost your phone and it is on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it.