@trevso_electric: My subconscious wants Thai food but my inner goddess wants pizza.
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@JohnLyonTweets: I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing.
@Phook75: The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says "Cheese!" My immediate response is "Where!!"
@iAmJuddy: Chef: What kind of bread would you like? We have wheat, rye, white... Me: Black bread. Chef: We don't have that. Me: Racist.