@trevso_electric: My subconscious wants Thai food but my inner goddess wants pizza.
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@crmotwo: Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of guilty by association? The Horse I rode in on: *Raises Hoof*
@Poopy_Pizza_Pal: *grammar police reads ransom note* "Bring the money hear in too days, or she dead" *grammar cop dies* "Damn, he had 2 days until retirement"
@tchrquotes: When she said "I think we got way too much pizza." I knew I Finally had my chance to shine, to be the hero.