@josh___grant: My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Hello Darkness, my old frie- *the lights suddenly turn on* oh it's like that now?
@NicestHippo: It's disturbing that when we see a man's mustache fall off we assume it's an identity theft situation and not a medical emergency
@Quartzjixler: I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage.