@josh___grant: My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists.
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@PinkCamoTO: *pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?
@shanethevein: Accidentally bring the wrong kid home on Halloween once and now I have to listen to the same stupid story EVERY year.
@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach