@josh___grant: My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists.
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@vvvolte: does anyone know what to do if you carve a pumpkin that is too scary. i cant go in my kitchen
@MyPornKhan: I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything.
@AaronFullerton: Did you know you can actually WIN Instagram by taking a picture of your feet next to your dinner at sunset?
@trevso_electric: Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you.