@josh___grant: My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists.
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@Manali_Shetye5: If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with "What did you do?".
@Kyle_Lippert: "How'd you die?" "I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?" "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
@TheBoydP: The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry...