@Steelers1972: My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer.
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@EndhooS: If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested.
@rickygervais: I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours.
@awkwardphilippe: [5 mins after being stranded on an island with a group of people] Me: who do we eat first