@Steelers1972: My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer.
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@kelkulus: I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in.
@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@TheSharona06: At the grocery store, buying 6 of the same item Cashier: Are these good? Me: No. I'm buying all of them just to save others from suffering
@LifesGoodThing: My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise.