@shamans_heal: My superpower is finding the one bathroom stall with no toilet paper.
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@SammySkinns: Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho.
@MUMSIEesq: Pro Tip: If you knock on the door to a bathroom stall and someone says "one second," wait more than one second before entering.
@Xoolun: Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.