@shamans_heal: My superpower is finding the one bathroom stall with no toilet paper.
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@robdelaney: Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrew Granola."
@LurkAtHomeMom: Friend: OMG did u see the thing on the news about the sinister clowns? Me: *flashback to me watching the debate* yeah I think I saw that