@shamans_heal: My superpower is finding the one bathroom stall with no toilet paper.
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@1Happytwit: This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before.
@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
@chuuew: I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME.