@waitfortheQ: My superpower is knocking down the same conditioner every time i shower.
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@djdarrellripley: Going to church doesn't necessarily make you a nice person... It does, however, make you sleepy.
@hazelmotes1: Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil
@Proxic0n: Me: I'm a haredresser Person: oh cool what's it like cutting hair? Me: *dressing a bunny in a tuxedo* doing what?