@waitfortheQ: My superpower is knocking down the same conditioner every time i shower.
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@realbjdunne: her: i like a guy who takes his time me (seductively): i wore diapers until 5th grade
@RobynPorteous: Wanna know why I hate Vapers? You smell donuts or cotton candy and turn a corner thinking 'mmmm I'm gonna treat myself to something tasty.' But NO. It's just Brad and his cloud of LIES.
@lilgapeach30: Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life.