@_Promaniac: My superpower is to cross the road safely and get hit by a parked car.
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@T_N_Crumpets: [Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!
@ZachXJ: i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp
@johnroderick: Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?