@Sanbel11: My superpower is turning "never again" to "ok, one more time"
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@Book_Krazy: Them: We're concerned about you. We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males
@WineMummy: The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian.
@randomnloveit: If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing.
@Cheeseboy22: The Teen Choice Awards has to be the most legit award show because teens always make the best choices.