@Sanbel11: My superpower is turning "never again" to "ok, one more time"
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@missmayn: Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up.
@Playing_Dad: [At dinner] Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Me: Probably like 90% D: So it's 10% balls? Me: *spits out food*
@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place