@Sanbel11: My superpower is turning "never again" to "ok, one more time"
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@jonnysun: phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget
@ItsAndyRyan: Me: "I can't turn on the shower" Plumber: "It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up" *Hands over shower cap*
@superdadatron: I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad