@Sanbel11: My superpower is turning "never again" to "ok, one more time"
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@meganamram: I'm donating my body to science. I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer.
@daplusk: I want to meet someone who enjoys long walks along the beach, so I have enough time to sit at home alone and tweet
@adamhess1: Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.