@TrueTorontoGirl: My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed.
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@walks_on_legs: Interview tip: maintain eye contact. If they try to look at documents, put your head between them and the documents.
@ckretmsage: I started to keep a notepad beside the bed so that I can write down tweets at night, so far I have: Really shitty handwriting in the dark.
@ryaninco: God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib