@TrueTorontoGirl: My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed.
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@ahamedweinberg: 2015. Worse than the death of paper is the death of staplers. Rest in peace you sexy plastic alligators.
@SatansTongue: *slips a 20* How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?" Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
@QwertyJones3: Relationship status: I'm about to go put on my camouflage pants so my family can't find me on the couch.