@WilliamAder: My suspicious mole cancelled my appointment with a dermatologist.
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@JacknArisdad: You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English
@_davidlucas_: [IT guy on phone] May I take control of your computer? Me: *Closes two browsers with 10 Twitter tabs & 2 news sites* Err... sure.
@KeetPotato: a snail bet me £1000 he could get home before i could and i didn't really think it thru properly can anybody lend me money?