@funnweaver: My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab potential taco thieves.
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@buhsbaby_baby: Him: So what are you into? Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics.
@Storminika: Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.