@funnweaver: My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab potential taco thieves.
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@Book_Krazy: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school.
@ParaJanitor: I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out.