@Vodkantots: My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea.
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@david8hughes: [speaking at funeral] Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now Me: what about 'anguish'?
@AnitaHelmet: You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken.
@Man_Ona_Ledge: How's adulting going for me today u ask? Well,I just spend 20 minutes looking for my phone in my car While using my phone as a flashlight.