@iAmDelFreaky: My teeth are so crooked they should run for office.
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@OneFunnyMummy: Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit.
@Great_JENetics: *found in the netflix horror section* "Mary has a secret that'll TEAR YOU APART" Movie name: Mary piranha
@AndrewChamings: ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said "It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup.