@iAmDelFreaky: My teeth are so crooked they should run for office.
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@2tickytacky: Mom made me take Millie to the prom. With her dark hair and big, brown eyes, I didn't argue. Horseshoes can sure wreck a gymnasium floor.
@SamGrittner: The government has officially replaced all measurements of time with fruit. More news at banana.
@SortaBad: me: good morning, Linda Linda, my co-worker who backpacked through Europe: Not as nice as the sunrises you can see looking out from Venice