@iAmDelFreaky: My teeth are so crooked they should run for office.
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@RidiculousSheri: Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats.
@GreenishDuck: Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?" until they got some answers.