@iAmDelFreaky: My teeth are so crooked they should run for office.
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@SamDelanche: I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
@Rollmaninoz: Each year millions of innocent lives are lost when they accidentally board the wrong plane bound straight for the waiting mouth of a child.
@Douchekevin: Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race.