@PeterClayton6: My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.
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@snowmedia: I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now.
@MatCro: Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I'll be The Ratster! Toad: I'll be The Toadster! Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley.