@PeterClayton6: My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ddsmidt: People with house arrest ankle bracelets get so touchy when you compare them to a dog's invisible fence.
@daplusk: My doctor told me exercise will add years to my life. It's true. I just did 10 push ups and feel like i'm 80