@1KelliBelle: My therapist said I have acute personality disorder. I was like I know, right?
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@topaz_kell: Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts.
@tastefactory: People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
@trentistweeting: [all the dairy products r hanging out] Milk: lets go drink Cheese: yea Yogurt: yea Whipped cream: my gf says i cant. its scrapbooking night