@Sulky_Girl: My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office.
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@mattgallo123: Whoa whoa whoa, I thought that was OUR thing! -me to my favorite cashier when she smiles at other customers
@NakedWhiteAss: Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom.
@girl_a_whirl: If by free thinker you mean nobody has given me a penny for my thoughts then yeah, I'm a free thinker.