@FreudsTwin: My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him.
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@rickolantern: Text is the perfect way of saying I have some information I need to give you but I in no way shape or form want to hear your voice
@KenJennings: Once my son was shooting nerfguns @ the clock &when I asked why said "bc time killed the dinosaurs." My kids are never leaving home are they
@osoplain: Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal
@xosm: Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch? M: I'd rather be the Mom K: ooh, right. Much scarier.