@FreudsTwin: My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him.
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@NYC_Blonde: If I don't wake up with Britney Spears' body circa "I'm a Slave 4 U" and a rich handsome boyfriend then I KNOW Santa's not real.
@slimmy_shady: If anyone wants a tiger let me know. I bought one but he's being a d-bag and won't wear the matching sunglasses I bought us.
@SCBamaMan: AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.