@liv_thatsme: My therapist told me to put away my phone and spend more time with my friends, but it’s like: hey, which is it?
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@david8hughes: The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, "Where is the water main?" so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
@zachreinert03: I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy
@SondraDeeMe: Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you.