@liv_thatsme: My therapist told me to put away my phone and spend more time with my friends, but it’s like: hey, which is it?
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@MrsMikePatton: If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?
@garrydavenport: The "eye for an eye" philosophy isn't exactly a level playing field if your grievance is with a cyclops.
@NewDadNotes: Ginny Weasley: so like what are we? Harry Potter: [slowly reaches for invisibility cloak]