@meganamram: my thigh gap is just a painted tunnel by Wile E. Coyote
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@tarashoe: ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth
@adamhess1: Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.
@murrman5: police chief: you are using the police dogs wrong me watching a dog bark at a criminal in the interrogation room: give him five more minutes