@HeyJennyConway: My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
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@notacroc: ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*
@peeznuts: Child in a car: Strap them to the seat or you will be fined and jailed. Bus full of children: They'll be fine just throw em in there.
@SteveSuckington: If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?