@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction.
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@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."
@Bownuggets: DATING TIP: Be a gentleman. Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life.
@TheCatWhisprer: Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room.
@venomjunkie2: I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I’m really not glad to see anybody.