@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction.
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@MarkusJ: finally, the ants are going to rise up and claim their rightful place as masters of this wretched planet
@KyleMcDowell86: told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco
@AbrasiveGhost: [Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what's the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted