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@novicefather: My toddler is learning to speak so I'm trying to teach him some phrases for social success.

Things like "true dat" and "pass the gravy."

My toddler is learning to speak so I’m trying to teach him some phrases for social success.

Things like “true dat” and “pass the gravy.”

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