@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler just threw her teddy bear out of her crib like she works for United Airlines.
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@MomofTeen: If having a social media account makes you a journalist, changing a lightbulb makes me an electrician.
@allisulli: LOL"Twitter is better with friends. We found some people you might know". Block Block Block Block
@ch000ch: woops did i leave both of my bowling trophies in my hands during sex again that's embarrassing