@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler just threw her teddy bear out of her crib like she works for United Airlines.
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@AnUglyNigga: A horror movie with all black people lmao "Ayo what's going down in ya basement?" "That ain't my business" "I feel ya" *Rolls credits*
@jake_lach: Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'
@tomcashgent: Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs
@KateQFunny: Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says "Don't Bother Me," so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works.