@pseudofauxme: My tombstone will just say "Deactivated." I want people to be afraid that I could come back.
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@JayTuvz: I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another.
@StellaGMaddox: My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.
@Book_Krazy: I'm not really a 'walk of shame' kind of girl. Im more of a 'put it back in my nightstand drawer when I'm finished & roll over' kind of girl
@LadyofCinema: I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.