@pseudofauxme: My tombstone will just say "Deactivated." I want people to be afraid that I could come back.
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@jeffreyvanclea1: I just want 5 minutes alone with the person who thought it was a good idea to put little plastic stickers on every piece of fruit
@BackrowSeats: When I watch The Walking Dead I can't help but think those zombies are in way better shape than me.
@jwoodham: Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President.