@pseudofauxme: My tombstone will just say "Deactivated." I want people to be afraid that I could come back.
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@simoncholland: 2016 has been pretty bad but at least girls stopped drawing mustaches on their index fingers and holding them under their noses.
@VerbsRProudest: Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people.