@pseudofauxme: My tombstone will just say "Deactivated." I want people to be afraid that I could come back.
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@Be___Dope: Her: You like shopping? Me: Oh god yes! Her: What's your favorite place? Me: The grocery store. There is a whole aisle of just cheese!
@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
@NateMorrising: He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico.
@Try2StopME: Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples.