@JimmerThatisAll: My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
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@LizHackett: THEM: I have a story about that person. Someday when I'm drunk enough, I'll tell you. ME: [pulls bottle of wine from purse] Let's do this.
@OhMyBlondie: If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here.
@3sunzzz: [text] H: I'm at Lowes, how wide is the door frame? M: I measured, it's 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line.