@jumpdashark: My tombstone will read: If You Don't Know Me By Now, You Will Never Ever Ever Know Me.
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@Dutch_50: I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it.
@NickBossRoss: A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren't married we will tell each other what's honestly wrong about ourselves.
@SamuelHLowe: She invited me over for a romantic dinner and told me I was the dessert. I wanted ice cream.