@mooodles: 'My train was late' should be enough excuse to take the day off. Bosses please note.
@UncleDuke1969: "Dayyuuuum Giiiiirrrl... Did you fall from Heaven?"
*pokes body with stick*
@Jenny4ashley: *goes down on one knee*
One Knee: I have a girlfriend
@JasonLastname: Crouching tiger, public toilet seat.
@Rachelnoise: If by 'lucky' you mean I remember to clean the lint trap so it doesn't self combust, then yes, I'm up all night to get lucky. . . Again.
@AdamTheLobster: "Where's my money?" - a loan shark
"Where are my friends? - alone shark