@GloGurL: My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?
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@TomSchally: The best thing about money is that if you give it to the right person they’ll hand you donuts.
@badbanana: Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop.
@Brianhopecomedy: I lost the birth video of my son so I'm at the labour ward hoping to recreate it. I'll just zoom in close so my wife won't be able to tell.