@WilliamAder: My Twitter clique is basically five or six people who have mistaken me for someone else.
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@Holy_Mowgli: ME: this one time me and my friends went camping and- DATE: "my friends and i" ME: so this one time me and my friends and i went camping and
@Jabba_Jabba_Jaw: Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again.
@MrFornicator: When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting.