@WilliamAder: My Twitter clique is basically five or six people who have mistaken me for someone else.
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@HelloJessicaFox: If you encounter a bear DON'T RUN. Maintain eye contact. Keep maintaining it. Fall in love. Marry the bear. Tell story to your grandbearbies
@mdob11: I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
@MandiAtRandom: I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
@_SingleBabyMama: I answer with an automatic "Yes" each time my mom says "Oh, have I told you...?" I could miss out on something good but chances are slim.