@WilliamAder: My Twitter clique is basically five or six people who have mistaken me for someone else.
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@joejwest: [vet school] ME: Welcome, students. Hope you brought textbooks because- [spins cat on finger like basketball] -I have no idea what I'm doing
@thejoelstein: 4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to "How do you know if something is art?" "People tell you."