@zachreinert03: My ultimate dream is to move back home, open up a bar and run it with all of my friends, and then burn it down for the insurance money
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@SocialustGal13: Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
@Book_Krazy: [interview] "How would you describe your people skills?" ME: I tend to drive others away. "That's great! Welcome to Uber."
@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves